my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
(via dietchola)
yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger
(via cytoplast)
The Number 1 Best Cold Open Of The Office.
the best scene in the whole program omfg
I don’t like the office but that was funny.
(via juilan)